Mr. Smith Hoggers

I hate groups of 'gym rats' that hog the damn Smith Machine for over an hour.

Buttholes.

Last Night

Last night, Hannah T (Tan) called me a 'friend'.
Last night was a good night.
Today I am on medical leave.
Today is a sickish day.

How I Keep Myself Motivated For The Gym

§ Weekly doses of WWE Raw, TNA Impact!, The Ultimate Fighter (and the monthly UFC PPVs) to keep me amped.

Tale Of The Tape

Previous Card (Oct 2005)

Age: 24

Weight: 198lbs

MMA (UFC) Weight Class: Light Heavyweight

Height: 5’7”

Current Card (Nov 2006)

Age: 26

Weight: 158.5lbs

MMA (UFC) Weight Class: Welterweight

Height: 5’7”

Target Card (Dec 2006)

Weight: 155lbs (- 3.5lbs)

MMA (UFC) Weight Class: Lightweight

Deadline: 25 December 2006

SuperBry & Lana Lang (circa 1988)